Season 1 Episode 5 ‘ Wolf and the ouch’
Halfway through the first season, Whoop whoop!! Annnnnnd I’ve just remembered I still have over 55 episodes left… F**K.
Well no point prolonging the inevitable…lets get on with season 1 episode 5 (not gunna lie, this is a long one)
- Woah, your Mum insults…nice
- Fat King is being a dick to skinny blonde guy
- Okay so as someone who has fallen for the stripey paint trick before… I’ve gotta appreciate the breast plate stretcher prank.
- Yeah the King is going really loopy.
- Wheeeey it’s Iron Fist!
- Ohh, yeah Iron Fist is 100% sleeping with Renly!
- Wait, their currency is called Dragons…that’s epic!
- Little Finger proving that it’s what you know and not who.
- Okay that seems like a slight overreaction to losing mate.
- Sansa is so god damn fickle… I need some character development for her like…now.
- Hmmm, how many times are we gunna hear this Lannister tag line?
- Does anyone not pay for sex on this show?
- Different type of chasing tail…
- “Beautiful corpses” seriously? Not even necrophilia is off limits in this show?
- Okay, I hate to say it but I think Little Finger may be the smartest character in this show.
- Robert mate, maybe tone it down on the whole, plotting murder of pregnant lady.
- Well damn, some best friend you are Robert.
- Okay…that kid’s got to be on solid food by now?
- Jesus christ this kid is a straight up c*ckwomble
- Boom! New it, Iron Fist is giving Renly his…Iron Fist (I’m not even sorry)
- Awesome honest conversation between Cercei and Robert, truly brilliant scene.
- How many birds has this place got, the upkeep on them must be ridiculous!
- Ohhh that’s not good…
- Noooooo, damn it, I liked that guard whose name I have already forgotten…also Ouch!
- Ouch again.
Sammi’s journey through Westeros continues with episode 6 next!