Dragons, Bastards, Crows, Fire and knowing nothing…now unless you’ve been living under a rock you’ve probably figured out that I am of course talking about Game of Thrones, and let’s face it if you are on this blog…you’ve probably watched it.
I however have managed to avoid the show completely much to the chagrin of many around me…so to appease the fiance I have finally caved and agreed to watch it… from the beginning.
And as I am such a caring human I decided to share my viewing experience with you by writing the many random thoughts I have whilst watching each episode…you lucky things you!
So let’s get this shit show on the road with my thoughts from the first ever episode!!!
Season 1 Episode 1 – ‘We get it about the f*cking winter!!!”
- Can you imagine being that guy… being able to say you were the first face on Game of Thrones… must be pretty cool
- Right…that’s a dead kid…remembering why I’ve avoided this show
- Well fur coat guy is gunna die…
- Wait…where did the bodies go…Are there Zombies, I didn’t know there were Zombies, this is some Walking Dead style shit!
- There goes fur coat guy
- Not a zombie…so not a zombie, what the hell even is that!
- Now I get that he’s running from the fella who looks somewhat like Loki’s dad in Thor but health and safety wise I feel like running with a sword is a bloody bad idea!
- Well Arya is a bad ass already
- Winter is coming – roll credits!
- Mountain Lions… really you think it was mountain lions that killed that deer, christ what is this Twilight!!!
- Awww Puppies!!!!!
- Wait they’re gunna kill the puppies what the hell… YES JON SNOW!! Save them puppies!!!
- Okay mate look, we all wanna have a kip on the job but you are not fooling anyone, those are clearly eyes painted onto rocks!!
- Oh my lord, Jamie is literally Prince Charming from Shrek!
- Huh…Jon Snow is ripped, this I can get into.
- Nice cat helmet…bellend
- Eddard is not a name and Ned certainly isn’t a bloody nickname for it. These people hate their children.
- Ohhh the Dragon lady!!!
- Creeeeeeepy Motherf*cker….well Sisterf*cker I guess but still… Creeeeeepy!
- Rude Aquaman.
- Christ Sansa is thicker and complains more than a bloody Disney Princess!
- So much guyliner aquaman…that’s gunna run underwater mate.
- Something tells me those eggs are gunna be an important plot point.
- Dick move
So that’s episode one done… not entirely sure what my opinion is on the show yet but I can honestly say I didn’t hate that as much as I thought I would, keep a look out for my thoughts on episode two and see if that lasts!!